Les dejo este artículo de Esquire, está buenísimo. Son como mil datos que le preguntaron a diversas mujeres sobre los hombres. Hay algunos bastante ilustrativos y varios que dan miedo. Como el 216. Aqui les dejo unos cuantos para abrir boca.
No. 216: The moment you invite us to meet your mom is the moment we begin planning our wedding. —Lindsay Coluccio, 33, Newport Beach, California
No. 171: Some of us — some of us — prefer movies with explosions or bad jokes. —Kt McBratney, 27, Omaha
No. 214: You'll get automatic bonus points for everything you remember about us: our birthday, eye color, favorite restaurant... as long as you don't get carried away. Then all you'll get is an automatic restraining order. —Kt McBratney, 27, Omaha
No. 967: Yes, we'll have another glass of wine, thank you. —Meredith Blake Matthews, 26, Pittsburgh
OJO CON ESTE:
No. 145: We sometimes pretend to forget things to make forgetting things a little less painless — but really, we remember everything. Just play along. —Jennifer Katanyoutanant, 21, Irvine, California
No. 611: Sure, we can do it ourselves, but we love it when you help us change a flat tire. —Nicole French, 37, Denver, Colorado
No. 153: Our excitement over the fact that you drive a Ferrari is reduced by exactly 50 percent if you live with a roommate. —Lindsay Coluccio, 33, Newport Beach, California
No. 584: The only thing we really want to hear about our ex-boyfriends is that they are doing something boring very far away. That is all we want to know about your ex-girlfriends, too. —Erin O'Neill, 24, Columbia, Missouri
No. 122: We are more likely to go down on you in the winter just because we don't want to shave our legs. —Shannon Lawson, 26, Denver
No. 102: No short-sleeved button-downs. Don't ask why, just trust us. —Leticia Frazao, 25, New York
112: We secretly wonder whether or not you will be a help or a hindrance when the zombie uprising happens, because it's totally going to happen. —Jennifer Smith, 34, Atlanta
No. 240: Don't try to figure out what will make us happy. We have been trying to get to the bottom of that mystery since the beginning of time and we have no clue either. —Michele Pepio, 35, Staten Island, New York
No. 244: We like it when your phone does what it's good for — getting us the reservation and enabling you to order flowers — but if you play that fucking "Plants vs. Zombies" game while we're talking to you one more time, you're sleeping alone. —Ainsley Drew Nelson, 28, New York
ESTE ES BUENÍSIMO. RECUERDA A HIGH FIDELITY, MI PELICULA FAVORITA Y LA QUE VEO CADA VEZ QUE ME MANDAN A LA CHINGADA (NO, NO AYUDA, LO HACE PEOR, QUIÉN SABE POR QUÉ COÑOS LA VEO)
No. 181: Stalking only works if you're John Cusack, circa 1985 to 1997. —Stephanie Weir, 29, St. Louis
DAMN! YO TENGO UN PAR!! CREO QUE I WILL NOT BE GETTING LAID WITH AINSLEY DREW.
No. 246: Don't admit to owning an Ani DiFranco album, unless you got it in college to help you get girls. —Ainsley Drew Nelson, 28, New York
DAMN! TAMPOCO TENDRÉ SEXO CON RACHEL BARON!:
No. 541: We think guys who actually want to watch Sex and the City are kind of weird. —Rachel Baron, 26, Chicago
No. 933: Lots of things are silly reasons to break up while being perfectly legitimate reasons not to start a relationship in the first place. For example, please let us know in advance if you don't like performing oral sex. —Rachel Giuliani, 27, Brooklyn
NI PEDO, LO VALE:No. 823: If you're going to have a one-night stand, we expect you to give up an article of clothing. Love is a battlefield. Your button-down is a casualty. —Jess Goldstein, 21, Berkley Heights, New Jersey
No voy a poder dormir ésta noche
ReplyDeleteOne more if you want to get laid at all, ever, EVER: Don't wear paisley, especially on a vest, not to a wedding, not anywhere (yes, I'm talking to you DB). Take note.
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