Gulliver's Travels
By Jonathan Swift
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard and David J. Parker
(Gulliver visits some places.)
A Lilliputian: We're small.
A Brobdingnagian: We're big.
A Horse: We can talk.
(Gulliver goes home.)
Gulliver: Humanity sucks. I hate people.
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